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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

100% proven zodiac analyses

aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies

taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone

gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor

cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes

leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks

virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating

libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts

scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches

sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck

capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads

aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks

pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating