[source: tardis-impala]
Chameleons of crescents
sawed their way
through the dents of quiet threads
which seemed
to corner
the asphalt sky
into the cramming of carpeted midnight.

Slaven Jelisavac, from “Diamond Indigo” (via the-final-sentence)

[source: the-final-sentence]
[source: lexidurante96]
[source: hiddleston]
[source: linapotter]

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

Whether paralleling or mirroring, they are always, always in step with one another.

[source: yourdarlinglittlesammy]
Submission #287

theavengersheadcanons:

When Darcy posted that picture of Thor saying, “Smile. This is going on Facebook,” she really did post a picture of Thor on Facebook. Her caption on the photo was, “Look at this hunk of man that we almost ran over.”

Tony comments on it almost a year and a half later. “That ‘hunk of man’ is currently breaking all of my property. Because we ran out of PopTarts. Couldn’t you have at least run him over all the way?”

Submitted by seeifyoucancatchme

[source: theavengersheadcanons]

A graduated cylinder

A graduated cylinder

[source: quallmemaybe]
Submission #290

theavengersheadcanons:

Steve doesn’t have French girls.

Steve doesn’t know any French girls.

Steve has no idea why women keeping asking him to draw them like those French girls.

Submitted by dianariggslegs

[source: theavengersheadcanons]
pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

pizzaforpresident:

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

[source: pizzaforpresident]
[source: iraffiruse]
And then his arm came round me, solid, safe, and drew me firmly back against the shelter of his chest, and I felt peace, and turned my face against the pillow, and I slept.

Susanna Kearsley, from The Winter Sea (thanks, thevorpalsword)

[source: the-final-sentence]

brocreate:

my mom should really know by now not to bring me into the apple store

[source: brocreate]
[source: tiddleston]

coachandmrscoach:

Friday Night Lights 30 Day Challenge
Day 4 & 5:  Your least favorite male and female characters.

There are a few main characters that I “dislike” on occasion, but none as much as the McCoys.  Smarmy and self-entitled at their best.  Even if the character of Katie started out promising, Janine Turner, the actress playing her took my hatred to new levels when she accused the show of writing her out because she was a republican.  Seriously!?  That’s just ridiculous.  

[source: coachandmrscoach]
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